I've mastered being in 2 places at once

Santa vibe lol

Right. So. Being in 2 places at once. This could mean the following:

• Being somewhere physically and being somewhere else mentally.
• Being somewhere with someone and claiming you're somewhere else with someone else. 
• Committing to two different events, and showing up at both of them.
• You can get all scientisty and go to this site about Einstein.
• etc....

Sextet rehearsal went alright for being 6th horn. I can't hit the low low notes without sounding like a 400lbs person's bad gas. Practicing for International Horn Day this year.

International Horn Day 2010

Bye Fran.

I need a new dealer.

Squash always decides to take a shit the same time as me. And her's smell worse.

Ladies.

We went to the Keg after work. Scarfed down a 9oz glass of Pinot Noir and an 8oz medium rare pecan steak.

Breaking Bad update: Season 3, episode 11

Hair inspiration of the day

Reading this book now. Very interesting on wheat habits we have....BAD ones